Build a drug theme park, charge people for entry, and don’t give them the ability to leave and re-enter freely with any kind of stamp scheme. Make sure to overprice drugs inside, much like food vendors in airports.


First, you must lure customers. Advertising must be covert due to legal implications, but you can tell your friends there’s now a fun alternative to sweaty pubs and bars packed full of drunken idiots – an experience theme park just opened, but you need to make a down payment to receive directions. (You may choose to skip the actual creation of the park if the down payments of prospective entrants add up to an admirable sum. Just take the money and pretend you’ve never heard of such a place, and they must have imagined it. If they continue pestering you, feign concern for their mental health because of their obvious delusions.)

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